Wednesday, August 19, 2009

For Sungjae and other Konglish lovers

I came across this website of Konglish jokes. As much as it pains me to do this......

What do you call a pre-occupied bean? kong beejee

what do you call a broken bicycle? mot-tah-cycle

where do lettuces worship? at a sang-choo-ary

what do you call a big napkin? HU-ji

wanna hear a family joke? gah joke

what did one forehead say to the other? .. ya eemah!

what do you call a smelly bird? nem seh

what do you call the burnt rice at the bottom of a rice cooker? bobby brown

what is the vampire's fav drink? koh-pee

why did the korean smoker go to the horseraces? mal-bo-ro

what did the small fish say when he got eaten by the big fish? Oh-dheng!!!

what did the byun tae say to the mushroom? oht buhsut!

what did the cat say to the sheep to make it go away? GO YANG EE!

what do you call a hairy robot? tul-min-a-tuh!

Why don't lobsters share? They are Shell-fish

What did the bread say when it ran into the wall... ppang!

What did a cookie say to another cookie when it wanted to leave...gwajah

What do you call a 5 year old onion? Oh-nyun

What celebrity can you trust with your luggage?Jjim Carrey

How did the ice cream get into a car accident?Cha Gah Wah Suh

What did the fish say when it lost its bones?Oh my ga shee

What do u call a corny soup?Ssulung tang

What did the truck say to the bread? Bbang Bbang!

What do you call a cute guy with no ears? Gwee-up-dah!

What did the mama turkey say to the baby turkey? Gobble - ji- mah!

What do you get when you put a jacket in a blender? jahmba juice

what do you say when the dodgers lose? dah-jeo-suh

what did the bus driver say to the egg? get-ran

where do grandpas go to find love? e-halmony.com

Which country has the best fighters? Chil-leh

Who IS the best figher? Pele

What did the watermelon to when it got sued? Sue back

Sungjae......you owe me one :-)



5 comments:

  1. now this is what i call real humor!

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  2. dahgg I started reading it and was trying my hardest to turn away but I couldn't until i finished all of em... fail...

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  3. this is what you asked for, right?
    http://www.worshipmatters.com/2009/07/sample-the-new-sovereign-grace-album-sons-and-daughters/

    there's a link to hearing samples of the entire CD. i think SGM music is one of MANY excellent choices for today's worship songs and since you said you weren't too familiar with them, there you go!

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  4. Just downloaded the Psalms album....will be taking a greater look at it! Thanks for the recommendation.

    Johnny

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  5. I sadly understood a fifth of these.

    Q: What did the butt say to the poop?
    A: Ddonkgo!

    -Brendon Yoo-

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